*person taking Bible verse out of context*
Mike Wazowski:Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
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bittrsweetdistractor:

little-microphones:

bittrsweetdistractor:

That one girl you just really wanna fuck….

i know what you mean

You would know

Not sure if you’re implying I’m a lesbian or if you’re just referring to me in general. 

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"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it."
— Sylvia Plath 

(Source: incorrectsylviaplathquotes, via milestogobeforeisleeep)

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bittrsweetdistractor:

That one girl you just really wanna fuck….

i know what you mean

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im like 60% sadness and 40% bad jokes

(Source: vvorldwideweb, via macythemagicalmarigold)

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