February 2012
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“‘Towers’ is the name of the dormitory that I lived in in college; it’s made up...”
– Justin Vernon
differences in how my friend Jilly and I hit on...
Cute Starbucks barista: I’m an architecture major. Me: Really? I read an article once that said architecture is the sexiest major. He then high-fived his barista friend. Jilly: (After she had a convo with him about how she almost joined a cult) I wish you’d drink my Kool-Aid, if you know what I mean. Cute Starbucks barista: Oh, wow. K, bye.
nicholas cage: i'm going to impregnate the statue of liberty
runtimeerrors asked: FOILED AGAIN!!
Anonymous asked: Why do black people eat so much chicken?
Anonymous asked: do you smoke?
Anonymous asked: if u could create the perfect man for u to date, what would his top 5 traits be?
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I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
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“One cat just leads to another.”
– Ernest Hemingway
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When someone stupid from facebook unfriends me, I don’t even take offense to it because I figure they forgot who I was because they’re brains can’t retain the simple information that we used to hang out.
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